(BGM "Riders on the Storm" the Doors)

(Dawn, the sun is just rising over the horizon as a lone figure rides between to mountain peaks)

SMILEYBOMB PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

(The camera zooms in a bit as the rider makes his way over the rocky ground)

Based on the works of Susie Lewis and Robert Howard.

(The camera slowly pans and zooms in closer to the mounted figure)

The lands of Trentlan are being overcome by a dark shadow and only one lone Cimmerian minstrel can stop it.

(We can see the figure in detail now, he is heavily built with a dark wavy mane, wearing a ragged loincloth, and a vest of chain mail, with bits of leather here and there. He is riding a large black steed. On his belt is a glinting battle axe, and on his back is a well worn bass

JESNON

The wanderer

A fic by NomadX

(blackness)

"Who are you Cimmerian?"

"The Negro tribes to the south call me 'Moreno', meaning 'Thunderer'."

(flash cut to a raging battle with dark storm clouds rolling over head with freaky blue underlighting)

(BGM: final moments of "The Dark" by Black Sabbath just as the opening bass riffs of "Zero the Hero" kick in.)

(Sudden flash of lightning)

Coming soon to a monitor near you

"Great, another dim-witted barbarian adventurer. What does this guy want?"